- A pair of crocodile baby shoes, with some assistance from Paul Hogan.
- A knitted kangaroo.
- A personalised box set of Neighbours and Home & Away.
A lifetime's free entry to Pacha.
- A fat line of cocaine.
- A Chelsea football kit
- ever.
- ... the good of the nation.
- ... the tabloids, who can then take a tasteful long-lens shot of her breasts. (Bonus points if you know that Turner also referred to the Duchess’ breasts as “royal orbs” and “milky bosoms.”)
- None.
- At least 10.
- One hundred.
- Two.
- Nine.
- Minus 10.
- 7. According to the Sunday Times, who in the baby’s family will fill “the chasm left by Diana”?
- Camilla.
- Pippa.
- Carole.
- 12.What were the actual favourites for the baby’s name the week before the birth?
- Charles and Diana.
- Harry and Chelsy.
- George and Alexandra.
- 14.What advice does Aunt Pippa offer in her book Celebrate about looking after babies?
- “Babies are very small and fragile so try not to drop them.”
- “Peekaboo is always a winner.”
- “Sometimes the baby needs feeding and sometimes the baby needs changing.”
- 16.Following the 2013 Succession to the Crown Act, should the royal baby be a girl, how significant an advance will this be for modern British feminism?
- Very! Truly, Emily Davison did not die in vain.
- Please. We’re talking the royal family. You cannot use the word “modern” in relation to that lot.
- A bit, I guess. But let’s be honest, unless that baby becomes a hardcore feminist activist, not much.